"It's Cheaper Than Butter"
exclaimed my exuberant husband, dropping a massive wheel of brie into our weird shopping cart. We hauled the cart up the flight of stairs...
Apparently It Was Illegal
but Gary and Lauren climbed a sculpture shaped like a pile of blocks winding into the sky like a chunky staircase, a staircase set on the...
A New Use for Tea
Standing outside our front door with our beachy feet, we had two choices: we could track sand into our fussy landlord's apartment, or we...
"I See an Eyeball."
We ordered fried fish, imagining chunks of something freshly caught in a crispy batter but getting instead a pile that looked like french...
Just Close That Door
Getting over the threshold is the hardest part of any adventure. By the time the house key is in the lock, I feel like I've run a...
Right Before He Left...
...the toilet overflowed into the shower in a truly disgusting mess of tremendous magnitude. Lauren was at camp and Gary was due at the...